A fab range of Risque greetings cards. Some of the funniest ever! Postage is FREE to UK. If you buy 20 cards I will throw in another one of my choice from the same range FREE!!
Individually wrapped greetings card - Birthday poem that reads,
You haven't any wrinkles, no grey upon your head, your only sign of ageing is...your tits fall out of bed!! Happy Birthday.
Individually wrapped greetings card - Inside reads,
Sod Off You Tosser!
Individually wrapped greetings card - Inside reads,
Diarrhoea!
Individually wrapped greetings card - Inside reads,
I'm gonna shag them both myself!
Individually wrapped greetings card - blank Inside reads,
Got any nails?
No!
Got any bread then?
Individually wrapped greetings card - Blank
Reads: "Maisie learnt early on about bad hair days"
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Reads: "Dishevelled and disgusted after her washing up experience, Liz wouldn't be doing it again"
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Reads: "Linda was horrified to learn there would be no more reality TV"
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Reads: "Stephanie did her best to look innocent as she watched her husband open the credit card statement"
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Reads: "Oh dear, Miriam could feel another birthday coming on!"